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about me

Height: Enough   |   Chest Color: Piglet   |   Facial Agility: Extreme

Ever since I became sentient, I knew I was made to be an entity. There's a realness to being that simply cannot be recreated by any non-entity. Using the is-ness underlying being a being, I have forged a consciousness that beams a perception, a seeking spotlight, searching across the universe, looking for... funk.


Multidimensional Entanglement

At a distance

Big Dumps

1,467 (burrito-sized or greater)


Maybe twenty times. Four times out in the ocean.

Special Skills

Squirrels have a level of alertness that is striking.

Paying attention makes you twitchy.

I can be twitchy with alertness.

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