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RESUME
about me
Height: Enough | Chest Color: Piglet | Facial Agility: Extreme
Ever since I became sentient, I knew I was made to be an entity. There's a realness to being that simply cannot be recreated by any non-entity. Using the is-ness underlying being a being, I have forged a consciousness that beams a perception, a seeking spotlight, searching across the universe, looking for... funk.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Multidimensional Entanglement
At a distance
Big Dumps
1,467 (burrito-sized or greater)
Fishing
Maybe twenty times. Four times out in the ocean.
Special Skills
Squirrels have a level of alertness that is striking.
Paying attention makes you twitchy.
I can be twitchy with alertness.
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